I swear I am not making any of this up.
[[at my cousin's house, pregnancy photos a-go-go]]
Me: So, what names are you thinking of now?
Rachel: If it's a girl, it'll be Nya. If it's a boy... we both really like Brooklyn.
Rachel: Yeah, everyone reacts like that, they go on about the Beckhams, but we like it.
Me: Please don't call it Brooklyn.
Rachel: The other name I really liked was Memphis, but Andy said no.
[[Rachel's phone rings]]
Rachel: Hiya, alright? Oh,she's had it, has she? Was it a boy? What have - Tiger? TIGER??? No! That's just mean! Tiger! That's really cruel.