Me: Oh, by the way, Mum definitely wants an iPod this year.
Dad: She wants her... knives... this year?
Me: No, no, an iPod. iPod?
Dad: Oh, an iPod. Not an iPhone or an iPad.
Me: No. Just the iPod.
Dad: Right. And what does an iPod do?
Me: You put music on it. And you carry it around.
Dad: Ah. You know what's good? This Dongle.
Dad: That's technology, isn't it?